HAHAHAHAHA.....

"Would you mind helping me with a project?"

"Sure"

"I promised myself that tonight, I'd find the most beautiful girl here at this dance and learn something interesting about her. Would you humor me in this endeavor?"

Sincerity dictates that you only say these words to one person. Otherwise, it's just a line.

Irony: finding that the person you would say these words to is the one person you should not say such words to.

Oh well, back to the drawing board!